Monday, October 01, 2007

Teradata (Tumhara data)

I am no more an employee of NCR . I work in Teradata now and even though i am working at the same place, sitting on the same seat, drawing the same salary , I am in a new company. yayyy!!! doesn't that make you wanna party!!!

You know what! ever since graduation, i have been switching and switching and switching. I cant stick at one place for long. Now the people at NCR found a way out to make me stick at my place and their solution was to virtually change my job place after some time and that was being done by sending me to US first and then to Dubai . Now they have come up with a new strategy and that is to shift my company.

so this morning when i came to office, i was greeted by the company boss at the very entrance and then i was given a bag with Teradata goodies in it. Every where in the office there were/are orange and yellow balloons , stars and beautiful flowers . People are wearing black Teradata shirts even though generally we are supposed to wear formal dressing with a tie in office. There is a happy environment around which uplifts my mood and makes me forget that the princess didn't start this morning and i had to come to office on Taxi

The picture below shows the decorated office. (can you find me in there)


And now the picture below shows my happiness that i got from holding an orange balloon that has my company's logo on it. Another reason for being happy will be explained in the next picture. For now see this . (dont we , me and kashif , look like Pizza delivery guys!! ) .

so as i was talking about the main reason of the happiness - well , it is that i was able to fill this balloon using my extra powerful lungs. you can see a big difference in my tummy before and after filling this balloon. I lost 10" waist. yay!!!


but wait.. my excitement doesn't end here.. there are a few other things that i got that make me explode with excitement . See them scattered around me below.


Yay!! i am one happy employee!!! Open-mouthed

there is going to be an Iftar party in the evening and i will be regaining the 10" that i lost by filling balloon. Life is all party.

Yay!! I am one happy soul. Open-mouthed

15 comments:

Umair Azfar Khan said...

In the first picture, all i had to do was to find the fattest guy

in the second picture the kashif guy isn't happy for holding a balloon, he is actually happy because he is holding a balloon with a balloon.

The third picture should be labeled before and after child delivery

and last one should be labeled a very happy ultralisk

Anonymous said...

Isn't Teradata a division of NCR?

Anyway, change is good and you sure look happy. Best wishes in your new old company.

Umair Azfar Khan said...

he looks obese .. just see the amount of cloth on his pants. I guess your meditation aint helping sameer. abay patlay ho ja, apni shadi ki tasaveer bhi berbaad kero gay

Noman Jelani said...

A good blog with funny picts. In The ist one you really looks like pizza delievery man. The second one shows long kriya & Shanaz will be really happy to see that your stomach going in & ballon is filling up.
And best of luck in new company.

Sameer Durrani said...

@Sabah!

Teradata was a division of NCR, now they have made it a separate entity.

@Noman!
Thanks

@Bodi!
nice observations.. :D

:(
people surely missed the main point of the post..

but yay!! its good that the post was liked by you guys.. :D

Unknown said...

Fucking hell sameer, I just saw your picture and I'm in shock!

For god sake, for the sake of your unborn children, for the sake of the chair that you have to sit on, for the sake of your clogged arteries, please join the gym.

Concerned Khattak said...

I have to endorse Azrael's views

still, nice pics for the effects of filling a balloon. Who took that photo?

Unknown said...

Nice article, I really enjoyed it,specially the "Before and After" pic BTW we have a Teradata group on www.softwaretribes.com, we will be privileged if you join in it.

www.softwaretribes.com/group/teradata

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