CAR conversations

with a general person:
speak:my car is with the mechanic
hear:again.
speak:yeah
hear: oh..why dont you leave this car..why dont you buy a new one..i tell you what ..there is this option that you can get the car leased from a bank...the way to do it is .....[i wait till the end]

with mom..
speak: hi...
hear: hi..how are you? have you started searching for a girl yet or not.
speak: no..mom.not yet..
hear: start looking then...i want you to get married soon..
speak: all right..i will do it..right now i am very bored ..Its the car..its still with the mechanic..
hear: what?? why dont you just get rid of this car..throw it away..whats the use of it if it is disturbing you daily..sell it and buy a new one...dont take this tension any more...get rid of the junk...
speak: i dont have enough moeny to buy a new one..
hear: Why dont you get it leased form the bank..its very easy..pappa was saying that Sameer can get a car leased from the bank..all he will have to do is........[i wait]


with a friend who visits Islmabad after a long time
hear: What is this..
speak: what?
hear: what kind of car is this?
speak: yar..kiya kharabi hay is main..it is doing all the work for me..
hear: but you are earning good you can get a better car..
speak..yar..i am fine with this...whats wrong with this..
hear: whats fine with this car...its doesnt even look good. why dont you buy a new car..
speak..cause i dont have enough money.
hear: thats not a problem you can simply get a car on lease...you can buy whatever car you want ..all you have to do is... [i wait till end]
speak..ok.should we go now..
hear..yeah..but it will be better if we leave your car here and go on my car..

with Bodi
type: ok yar...me goes now have to get my car...
read: from where?
type: from the mechanic..its **** was causing problem ...
read: whats the use of such a car ..you have spent so much on this stupid thing..An old car is always an old car...
type: yeah! i realize it now..
read: you always realize things late and you dont ever listen to the people around you..had you listened to me earlier and had you abstained from spending so much on the old car and your stupid silva workshops, you would have earned enough money to leave Pakistan..
type: yeah..right!!
read: your life is so full of waste..start doing something about it...you have no plans for your future ..you want to do whatever comes in your mind.. didnt you learn anything from your tableeghi time... why dont you just listen to me.. Now start saving your money and make up your future..

[err..should i tell him about the lease thing]

with Raza
speak: yar..what the hell ..the car is troubling again..
hear: uff!! kia mosiabt hay..why did you buy it..
speak: yar..a friend of mine in PTA sold it on me beacuse he wanted to make his boss happy..i was fooled by him...
hear: this is certainly quite interesting...why do you trust in people so easily..why are you so blind a follower..this is why i always ask you to go for a peer review whenever you have to spend money on something...Peer review is a proper scientific process in which recognized and affiliated scientists review something genuinely and publish their scientific research results in international scientific journals that are read world wide in the scientific communities and then there are seminars and discussions on the findings and the results of the research are then made public..
speak..err..Raza..who is that guy in green shirt...
hear...where ..where...which way..
speak..Adussssh....
hear. oho...had darjay bad tameez admi ho..how do you always remember this..



With NCR pepole-lasania cafeteria

Speak:yar meri gari aaj phir khar gharab ho gayee hay..
hear: oho..ab kiya ho gaya aap ki gari ko..perhaps now the engine is not working..but i guess it was working fine..kiyon keh woh app nay abhi abhi theek karaya tha....perhaps its some problem with the clutch pad.
hear...app [pause] aisa [pause] kiyon [pause] nahee [pause] kartey [pause] kah [pause] aik [pause] hi [pause] bar..
hear: yar..aik to yeah bolney main itna time lagata hay..sham ho jati hay suntey suntey...
hear: to to chup kar na..suney day..or yeah dhuwaan zara side per phank...
hear: acha..yar main door bhait jaataa hoon..
hear: to door bhi bhetay ga to dhuwaan phir bhe hamari taraf hi aye ga...yeah to bata aaj hum cigarette kon sa pee rahain hay..
hear:pata naheen yar.yeah ***** kaheen say lay ker aiyee hain..
hear:kiya..****!! aap yeah cigarette is kiy liye lay ker aaeen hay..app is masoom ko kharab kar raheen hain..
hear:naheen naheen..main is ko kharab naheen kar raha..infact ..rather...yeah or sameer mujhay kharab kar rahain hain..
hear...acha..to main ap ko kharab kar raha hoon..
hear: naheen naheen..haan haan.. mera matlab yeah naheen that..mera matlab tha keh mujhay Sameer kharab kar raha hay.. Seemingly , appearantly !! usi ki company say main aisa ho gaya hoon..
hear: acha chal main pepsi le kay aata hoon..
hear: pepsi...oh yar meray liye woh bhi lay aana.. [a hand gesture is used]
hear:raita!!?? koon sa?? ...
hear:koon say wala...yar ap batain kain main kon sa wala raita khaoon...
hear:yar ab app nay khana hay to main kaisay bataoon kay kon sa raita khana hay..
hear:yar bus to lay aa na...kuch bhee lay aa na .. Roman Catholics main aisa hi hota hoga..acha.ja
hear:Roman Catholic ...perhaps woh itna dahee naheen khatey they..Romans main cheese zaada use hota tha..haan...laiken Rome ki aik city thi jis main , i guess, dahee bhi bohot istimaal hota tha..rahter there were two such cities...perhaps there was only one..perhaps other cities got this tradition from that city .....rather..perhaps..rather...
[a laughter]
[a laughter mocking the first laughter]
[a laughter again because of the 2nd laughter]
hear:Oho..Chal to suna to kiya keh raha tha..yeah..roman catholics to hamara damagh khatey raheen gay.. bulkay damagh ki dahi banatey raheen gay...
hear:main [pause] keh [pause] raha [pause] tha [pause] keh [pause] app [pause] naiee [pause] gaari [pause] lease [pause] per [pause] kiyon [pause] naheen [pause] lay [pause] leetay . . . . . . . . . . . ..



NCR- THE secret P3 corp meeting

[since its a secret meeting]
what others hear: [some muffled sounds ]..'my car'...[some muffled sounds ]..'princess is naraz'...[some muffled sounds ]..'in 4D'..[some muffled sounds ]..'fix its engine in the healing room'..[some muffled sounds ]..'power symbol on the seat'...[some muffled sounds ]...[a strange sound as if some hindu is chanting some praying words]....[some muffled sounds ]..[a laughter]...'Kundalini was awakened'....[some muffled sounds ]....'then the three wise men looked at me and said'...[some muffled sounds ]... 'the aunt who died with madness'...[some muffled sounds ]..[a laugter]....'meray say kuch kiyon naheen hota'...[some muffled sounds]...'Out of Body experience is so'...[some muffled sounds ]..'program managers'....[some muffled sounds ]....'i have shared this new software'...[some muffled sounds ]...'itna fit hay.itna zaada fit hay'...[some muffled sounds ]..'koi naheen ji..yeah kiya baat hoi'...[some muffled sounds ]........